"Love Your Spouse Challenge" Day 6

You will all be happy and relieved to discover that my spouse, Thomas, was able to save Penelope's snout from the terrifying grip of the kitty-cookie canister yesterday. When asked about the incident, Penelope whimpered, "carpe diem" which she is rumored to believe means, "seize the cat."

In a striking homage to her hero and mentor, Penelope ascended the coffee table and barked out a moving rendition of Walt Whitdog's classic poem; “Oh Thomie, My Thomie” which is produced herewith below:

Oh Thomie, my Thomie
Captain of my ship,
Always looking out for me
And tossing me a chip.

Oh Thomie, my Thomie
You rub my tummy when I'm sick.
When I wake I always see
The only daddy I would pick.

Oh Thomie, My Thomie
We go running in the park,
And one day you will let me be
So that I can eat a lark.

Oh Thomie, My Thomie
You are the best dog-pop around.
Oh Thomie, My Thomie
I’m glad you did me found.

"Love Your Spouse Challenge" Day 5

Many of you ask, "What's it like being married to a bad-boy?" World dominion, cat-crime cracking, swanky drinks, posh dames, ponderous tomes? It can be daunting at times, but then I remember how the kids know and love him. Yes, it's true, tough-talking Thomie G. by evening, mild-mannered Inspector Danger-- teaching kids about fire-safety-- by day. 

But, I wonder where his sidekick, Penelope, is? Oh dear, Inspector Danger needs to leave now... 

It seems that his sidekick has gotten her nose stuck in a kitty-cookie canister whilst currently on a caper.

"Love Your Spouse Challenge" Day 4

One thing I love about my spouse,Thomas, is how friggin' intellectual he and his sidekick, Penelope are. You can often find them relaxing on the patio perusing a ponderous tome. For example, just yesterday I caught this candid shot of them reading "Ulysses" in the fading light of a hot August night....... Hey, wait a second.....

Oh man, GRUMPY CAT????? Really?

"Love Your Spouse Challenge" Day 3

After contemptible-cat-crime capers are cracked and come to a close, it's time to relax with a swanky drink and a gorgeous dame. All in a day's work.

"Love Your Spouse" Challenge: Day 2

My spouse, Thomas and his sidekick, Penelope, are ready to face the day as bad-ass crime-fighters on call to rid the world of evil cats. Notice the fashionable crime-cracking cap.

"Love Your Spouse" 7 Day Challenge: Day 1

Laura challenged me to the "Love your Spouse" challenge. Each day I made a "Love your spouse" post on Facebook. I will now re-post each one to my blog. 

Day 1: Here is my spouse, Thomas, in his natural habitat. What are he and Penelope plotting? World dominion perhaps?

Inscrutable

Mr. Cool